From the “holy crap this thing is loaded to the gills with nutrition” file:
-1/3 cup coconut milk
-3 raw eggs
-2 level tablespoons of cocoa powder
-1 tablespoon of almond butter
-1 tablespoon of resistant starch (I used tapioca flour)
-1 banana
-8 ice cubes
Load into a blender and HIT PUREE!
You could replace bananas with blueberries if you want the nutrition to go to infinity and beyond, but I have a lot of bananas on hand so they get called up.